Condense Lengthy News Articles
Take this article about US unemployment levels as an example. That’s 700 words!
Now let’s convert it to a Chirp! “Dont leev your job”

Fail Whale No More! - Say Goodbye to Downtime
Downtime is a big issue with services like Twitter, which is why Chirper uses multiple online storage services for your data including: MediaMax, OmniDrive, Xdrive, HP Upline, Yahoo Briefcase and more.

Follow your Favorite Chirpers, with our List of Celebrity Chirpers
President Obama –“We are in deep sh”
Dustin Hoffman - "definttly liking this service, definttly, definttly"
Sarah Palin - " Thas,but ohanks @BgetoNohere "
HU Jintao " 这个网站将很快被封锁 "

Chirper API and Third Party Integration
Yelp "2** this place sux"
Google maps directions "You are here, go here"